I asked my neighbor's wife, who looked a little lonely and was having dinner alone today as her husband was often on business trips, saying, ``If you don't mind, would you like to have a drink at my house?'', and she happily accepted! - As the alcohol progressed, she began to take off her clothes while complaining about her husband, saying, ``Aren't you a little hot?'' and asked me out! - I panicked and tried to stop him, but I couldn't resist the deep kiss from my wife...!